Well.
Of course I'll be watching in February, if only to see how Charlie's death affects the Losties, if at all.
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So, basically it's like that. The last two are most definately a case of wishful thinking, as Jack is an around-forty pirate who doesn't seem to have much luck with the ladies, and who doesn't go around sharing his innermost thoughts, feelings or experiences, and especially not with some little teenybopper who could be his daughter.
I made a list of stats regarding how many times Jack says certain phrases in the movie.
Jack Sparrow Statistics
Number of Spoken Lines: 107
Number of times he says…
Savvy: 6
Mate: 11 (!)
Love: 4
Eunuch: 2
Whelp: 1 (Echoing Barbossa!)
Aye: 5
Things He Calls Elizabeth Other Than ‘Love’
Elizabeth
Dear
Miss Swann
Darling (twice)
M’lady
Fair lady
Bonny lass
Young missy
The future Mrs. Commodore
Things He Calls Will Other Than ‘Whelp’
Boy (thrice)
Son
Mr. Turner
Young Mr. Turner (twice)
Dear William
Multisyllabic words used by Jack (Fangirls usually aren't smart enough to use these):
Superfluous
Proliferous
Ecumenically
Times He Sings ‘A Pirate’s Life for Me’: 2
Times We Actually See Him Drinking: 2 (grog in the Faithful Bride and rum on the island)
Times He Insists on Being Called 'Captain': 2 (only when he's being introduced)
Links
To see the POTC FFN section yourself: http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?categoryid=1617
Bagenders: http://bagenders.stormpages.com
If you can't read the story well -- it's in dark green there -- go here: http://www.bagenders.rosiesamfrodo.com/episodes.html